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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Slow down culture

Got this from a forward mail... Its nice...

An interesting reflection: Slow Down Culture

It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule.

Globalize processes have caused in us (all over the world) a general sense of searching for immediate results. Therefore, we have come to posses a need to see immediate results. This contrasts greatly with the slow movements of the Swedish. They, on the other hand, debate, debate, debate, hold x quantity of meetings and work with a slowdown scheme. At the end, this always yields better results.

Said in another words:
1. Sweden is about the size of San Pablo, a state in Brazil.
2. Sweden has 2 million inhabitants.
3. Stockholm, has 500,000 people.
4. Volvo, Escania, Ericsson, Electrolux, Nokia are some of its renowned companies. Volvo supplies the NASA.

The first time I was in Sweden, one of my colleagues picked me up at the hotel every morning. It was September, bit cold and snowy. We would arrive early at the company and he would park far away from the entrance (2000 employees drive their car to work). The first day, I didn't say anything, either the second or third. One morning I asked, "Do you have a fixed parking space? I've noticed we park far from the entrance even when there are no other cars in the lot." To which he replied, "Since we're here early we'll have time to walk, and whoever gets in late will be late and need a place closer to the door. Don't you think? Imagine my face.

Nowadays, there's a movement in Europe name Slow Food. This movement establishes that people should eat and drink slowly, with enough time to taste their food, spend time with the family, friends, without rushing. Slow Food is against its counterpart: the spirit of Fast Food and what it stands for as a lifestyle. Slow Food is the basis for a bigger movement called Slow Europe, as mentioned by Business Week.

Basically, the movement questions the sense of "hurry" and "craziness" generated by globalization, fueled by the desire of "having in quantity" (life status) versus "having with quality", "life quality" or the "quality of being". French people, even though they work 35 hours per week, are more productive than Americans or British. Germans have established 28.8 hour workweeks and have seen their productivity been driven up by 20%. This slow attitude has brought forth the US's attention, pupils of the fast and the "do it now!".

This no-rush attitude doesn't represent doing less or having a lower productivity. It means working and doing things with greater quality, productivity, perfection, with attention to detail and less stress. It means reestablishing family values, friends, free and leisure time. Taking the "now", present and concrete, versus the "global", undefined and anonymous. It means taking humans' essential values, the simplicity of living.

It stands for a less coercive work environment, more happy, lighter and more productive where humans enjoy doing what they know best how to do. It's time to stop and think on how companies need to develop serious quality with no-rush that will increase productivity and the quality of products and services, without losing the essence of spirit.

In the movie, Scent of a Woman, there's a scene where Al Pacino asks a girl to dance and she replies, "I can't, my boyfriend will be here any minute now". To which Al responds, "A life is lived in an instant". Then they dance to a tango.

Many of us live our lives running behind time, but we only reach it when we die of a heart attack or in a car accident rushing to be on time. Others are so anxious of living the future that they forget to live the present, which is the only time that truly exists. We all have equal time throughout the world. No one has more or less. The difference lies in how each one of us does with our time. We need to live each moment. As John Lennon said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".

Congratulations for reading till the end of this message. There are many who will have stopped in the middle so as not to waste time in this globalize world.

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Review

What will you do if you got stuck up in an airport? What you do if you cannot understand the language they speak? You cant niether go back to your place nor come out of the airport. Dont think that I've got stucked in Delhi airport and I was not able to speak hindi. Though it happened a year back, I have managed it. Last week I got a chance to watch the movie The Terminal which is directed by Steven Spielberg. Tom Hanks is the hero in the movie. Hope you might have seen this movie. I was impressed so much about the movie. Few scenes are awesome and stay in my memories. Here are those moments to chew

When he was not able to understand the news which is running on the television, he decides to learn english by an ultimate technique.
The idea of earning money to get his burger.
How he makes new friends in the airport?
The way he selects his Hugo Boss suit in the showroom.
The candle light dinner with Catherine Zeta Jones
The art of helping a unknown person to carry the medicines without license.


Thought of writing this long time before, recently rented the DVD and recollected some scenes... Hope you will also like this.

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A short story of 4 people

EVERYBODY SOMEBODY ANYBODY NOBODY

Once there were four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. An important job had to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it and that Somebody would do it. But Nobody realized that Everybody thought Somebody would do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

சர்தார் Jokes

சின்ன பையன் : நேத்து எங்க வீட்டுக்குள்ள ஒரு பாம்பு வந்திடிச்சி. அப்புறம் பாம்பாட்டிய கூப்பிட்டு அடிச்சோம்.
சர்தார் : அடப்பாவிகளா ! பாம்பு வந்ததுக்கு பாம்பாட்டிய எதுக்கு அடிச்சீங்க??

டாக்டர் : உங்களுக்கு தெரியுமா உங்க உடம்புல மொத்தம் 206 எலும்பு இருக்கு...
சர்தார் : சத்தமா சொல்லாதீங்க டாக்டர். என்னோட நாய் வெளியதான் நின்னுகிட்டு இருக்கு.

சென்னை கோயம்பேடு பஸ் ஸ்டாண்டில்,
சிறுவன்1 : நான் அடிச்சா நீ பாகிஸ்தான்ல போய் விழுவடா!
சிறுவன்2 : அட போடா. நான் அடிச்சா நீ அமெரிக்கால போய் விழுவடா!!
சர்தார் : யாராவது என்னை மெதுவா அடிங்கப்பா. நான் பெங்களூர் போகணும். !!!

In Crorepati Programme,

SRK: In which state the river Cauvery flows?
Sardar: Liquid state.

Sardar went to Bangalore by Train. When it reached bangalore, he started shouting BANGALORE, BANGALORE.
TTR : 'Be silent'
Sardar: ok. then he started shouting 'ANGALORE' , 'ANGALORE'

If a computer engineer produces a film. how he names it?
7GB hard disk colony
enakku 20GB, unakku 18 GB
Pudhukkotaiyilirunthu virus

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Friday, March 02, 2007

A Crime Story

Five friends were living in a room namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody and Nobody. One day Somebody killed Nobody. At that time, Brain was in the bathroom. Mad called the Police.

Mad : Is it police station?
Police : Yes. What is the matter?
Mad : Somebody killed Nobody.

Police : What???
Mad : Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you Mad?
Mad : Yes, I am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain?
Mad : Brain is in bathroom.
Police : Are you fool?
Mad : No, Fool is reading message.

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