More Thathuvams

Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum,
Athukkaaga atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa!!

Iron boxaala iron panna mudiyum
Aana pencil boxaala pencil panna mudiyaadhu!

Ghee roastla ghee irukkum, Paper roastla paper irukkuma!!

Sirpi kalla uliyaala adicha adhu kalai, naama sirpiya uliyaala adicha adhu kolai!

Today's punch:
Thanneera Thanninnu sollalaam. Panneera panninnu solla mudiyuma??

Today's Thathuvams

Cycle ninaalum sakkaram suthum...
Aana sakaram ninna cycle suthuma???

Indhiran yaanai mela aerina incident....
Aana Indhiran mela yaanai aerina accident!!!

Kalyaanam aarathukku munnadi oru ponnu peru shwetha,
Adhey ponnu kozhandha pethukitta aayiduvaa aathaaa !!!!

Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum, Jannala thirandhu vedikkai paakka mudiyaathu

Kaalai kadikkira seruppaala Mulla kadikka Mudiyaadhu !!!

Yevvalavu neechal therinjaalum tumbler thanniyila neentha mudiyaathu !!!

Poison evlo naal aanalum payasam aaga mudiyadhu.
Aana Payasam patthu naal aana poison aayidum

Velai kidaikira varaikkum Resume forward pannreenga,
Kidaicha apparam, Maile forward pannreenga !!!!

Forward anupi tension pannalaam...
Aana andha tensionaye forward panna mudiyaadhu...

Unnala idhey thathuvatha repeat panna mudiyum...
Aana indha thathuvathaala unna repeat panna mudiyaadhu....

Ennala thathuvam solla mudiyum....
Aana andha thathuvathaala enna solla mudiyuma???

Thathuvams continued...

Dont think that I am the author of these thathuvams.
Actually I am collecting lot of thathuvams from my circle of friends.

Thatuvam onnu
Cream biscuit la cream irukkum..................
Aana Naai biscuit la naai irukkuma??????????

Thatuvam rendu
Busla nee aerinallum.............. Busu UN mella aerinallum..........
Ticket vanga porathu neeeee than..........................

Thatuvam moonu
Ticket Vangitu Ulla poradu cinema theatre...
Ulla poitu ticket vanguradu operation theatre...........

Daily Thathuvams

Naai Vaalai Aattalaam!
Aana Vaal Naaya aatta mudiyathu!!

Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam!
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu…!!

Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam!
Aana platformku ticket vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!!

Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai!
Muttai ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka karuppudhaan!!

Vaazhkai Thaththuvam
Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum
Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma???