Tamil Jokes

Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?
"Pal"lu than.

Eli eppa yannaiyahum?
Pant potta.

In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a lion came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. Why?
Because they are lion's club memebers.

Husband: Dont go to kitchen with red saree a guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .He may mistake and replace you with the Cylinder.
Wife: (Looking angrily)!!!.

Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ?
Doctor: Illai Naan "Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".

Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?
Student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.

Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum ?
A B CD E. ( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )

Oru girl veettukku late aa vara. Odane antha ponnu appa "yen lattu" appadinraru. amma "why are you late?" annan "thum late kya karum(hindi )" akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)" What can you infer from this?
Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. ( girls dont kochchify pazhamozhi is like that what can i do)

Guess which is the strongest animal in the world....
without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated

This is especialy for Kamal Rasigarkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha muthal padam ethu.?
Kalaththur Kannamma.

Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.
Onion Union

Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vapparu.
Singa sangam.

A newly married girl coming to chennai for the first time. She decided to make Keerai for her husband and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand "eppadimma Keerai".
She said "naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

Spice girls ta adutha May onnam thethi indiala vandu padungannu sonna pada mattanga yen?
Yenna avangalukku Tamil Theriyathu...

Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka???

Neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla adichchu "Royapetta" ya nnaru... Naan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.