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Friday, January 20, 2006

Indha vaara thathuvams

Bus la collector-yae erinalum.. mudhal seetu driveruku than......

Nee ennadhaan costly mobile vachirundhalum, Adhula evalavudhaan recharge pannalum, unnalla unakku call panna mudiyathu..

Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum..
Aana karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma?

Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya kadikkum.
Aana 1000 yana nenachalum oru erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu..

Railway stationla police station irukkalam.
Aana police stationla railway station irukka mudiyadhu

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Tamil Jokes

Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?
"Pal"lu than.


Eli eppa yannaiyahum?
Pant potta.

In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a lion came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. Why?
Because they are lion's club memebers.


Husband: Dont go to kitchen with red saree a guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .He may mistake and replace you with the Cylinder.
Wife: (Looking angrily)!!!.

Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ?
Doctor: Illai Naan "Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".


Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?
Student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.

Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum ?
A B CD E. ( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )

Oru girl veettukku late aa vara. Odane antha ponnu appa "yen lattu" appadinraru. amma "why are you late?" annan "thum late kya karum(hindi )" akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)" What can you infer from this?
Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. ( girls dont kochchify pazhamozhi is like that what can i do)

Guess which is the strongest animal in the world....
without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated

This is especialy for Kamal Rasigarkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha muthal padam ethu.?
Kalaththur Kannamma.

Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.
Onion Union

Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vapparu.
Singa sangam.

A newly married girl coming to chennai for the first time. She decided to make Keerai for her husband and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand "eppadimma Keerai".
She said "naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

Spice girls ta adutha May onnam thethi indiala vandu padungannu sonna pada mattanga yen?
Yenna avangalukku Tamil Theriyathu...


Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka???

Neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla adichchu "Royapetta" ya nnaru... Naan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Innum konjam...

Ennadhaan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum, Sori Naai Thorathina odi thaan Aaganum !

Ennadhan meenukku neendha therinchaalum, Adhaala Meen kulambula neendha mudiyathu !


Cycle carrierle tiffin vaikalaam,
Aana tiffin carrierle cycle vaika mudhiyumah ?

Mobilea pager mathiri use pannalam,
Aanaa pagera mobile pola use panna mudiyumaa ???

Kallukku naai edhiri illa,
naaikku kallu edhiri illa,
Aanaa naai manushanukku edhiri aanaa kallu naaikku edhiri aagidum...

Chair udainja ukkara mudiyathu!
Katttil udainjaa padukka mudiyathu!
Aana muttai udainjaa dhaan omelette poda mudiyum!!!!!!!!!


Today's Punch

Busla conductor thoongitaa yaarum ticket edukka maattaaanga.
Aanaa driver thoongitaa busla ellorume ticket eduthiruvaanga.

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Monday, January 02, 2006

More More ...

Thoongurathukku munnadi thoonga porenu sollalam..
Aana, enthirikirathukku munnadi enthirika poren nu solla mudiyuma?

Mazhai adichcha thanni varum.
Aana, Thanni adichcha malai varuma?


Annan wifea anninu koopidalaam.
Aana,Thambi wifea thanninu koopida mudiyadhu.....

Paalkova paalla sellayalaam,
Aana, Rasagulla rasathula seyya mudiyadhu...

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida money irunthalum..fast food kadaileninnukittu dhaan saapidanum...

Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum,Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum!!

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